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Chicken tender defender
can i hit your vape
Capital-tism
No Karen
My sense of humor is so dark a fat chick just asked to have kids with it
I was today years old when i realized ASAP means alcohol solves all problems
If you are trying to scare me, i'm terrified of boobs
DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CIGARETTE
My pronouns are all/in
My pronouns are bad/decisions
My pronouns are yee/haw
My pronouns are over/under
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Hog-Tied and happy
Your bait sucks & your boat is ugly
War kitten
War frog