★★★★★ Satisfaction guaranteed
karma is like 69 you get what you give
ASK ME ABOUT MY FANTASY TEAM
seven to ten beers?
had a dream i was fighting a massive python. woke up with my hand in pants
mo money mo problems
Are you Chinese? Cuz im china fuh
I'm pregnant with laughter and you're the father bro
Silly goose on the loose
Bird flu
not from the same sack but i always got your back
G6 slizzard
HOLY GRAIL
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Hooray for boobies
Mommy needs a cigarette
Save a horse ride a cowboy
Banned for being iconic
